vlw.se/public/playground/index.php

<?php

	use Reflect\Response;

	use VLW\Client\API;
	use VLW\API\Endpoints;

	use VLW\API\Databases\VLWdb\Models\Work\WorkModel;

	require_once VV::root("src/client/API.php");
	require_once VV::root("api/src/Endpoints.php");

	function to_plural(int $value): string {
		return $value !== 1 ? "s" : "";
	}

	$time = new class extends DateTimeImmutable {
		public function __construct() {
			parent::__construct("now", new DateTimeZone($_ENV["time"]["date_time_zone"]));
		}

		public function hours(): int {
			return (int) $this->format("G");
		}

		public function minutes(): int {
			return (int) $this->format("i");
		}

		public function since_midnight_str(): string {
			$hours = $this->hours();
			$minutes = $this->minutes();

			// Show minutes if we're not into the first hour yet
			if ($hours < 1) {
				return $minutes . " minute" . to_plural($minutes);
			}

			// Round up to the nearest hour
			return ($minutes < 45 ? $hours : $hours + 1) . " hour" . to_plural($hours);
		}
	};

	$coffee = new class extends API {
		const THRESHOLDS = [
			[-10, "a lot less than"],
			[-5, "a bit less than"],
			[0, "average"],
			[5, "a bit more than"],
			[10, "a lot more than"]
		];

		private readonly int $now;
		private readonly Response $resp;

		public function __construct() {
			parent::__construct();

			$this->now = time();
			$this->resp = $this->call(Endpoints::PLAYGROUND_COFFEE->value)->get();
		}

		private function get_until_timestamp(int $offset = 0): array {
			return array_filter($this->resp->json(), fn(int $timestamp): int => $timestamp > $offset);
		}

		private function get_average_month(): int {			
			$days = [0];

			foreach ($this->get_until_timestamp(2592000) as $timestamp) {
				// Append new value for next 24 hours
				if ($timestamp % 86400 === 0) {
					$days[] = 0;
				}

				$days[count($days) - 1]++;
			}

			// Count the average for each day
			return array_sum($days) / count($days);
		}

		// Return the number of cups within the last 24 hours
		public function get_today(): int {
			return $this->resp->ok ? count($this->get_until_timestamp(86400)) : 0;
		}

		public function get_average_month_str(): string {
			$diff = $this->get_today() - $this->get_average_month();

			// Check diff of today against monthyl average thresholds
			foreach (self::THRESHOLDS as $threshold) {
				[$limit, $msg] = $threshold;

				// Bail out if diff is less than threshold limit
				if ($diff < $limit) {
					return $msg;
				}
			}

			// Return last entry if diff is more than last threshold limit
			return self::THRESHOLDS[count(self::THRESHOLDS) - 1][1];
		}
	};

?>
<style><?= VV::css("public/assets/css/pages/playground/index") ?></style>
<section class="title">

	<!-- I was listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsUb4Lq6DBE when I made the dancing letters -->
	<?php foreach (str_split("playground") as $idx => $char): ?>
		<img src="data:image/gif;base64,<?= base64_encode(VV::embed("public/assets/media/playground/{$char}.gif")) ?>" style="animation-delay:<?= ($idx % rand(2, 4)) * 500 ?>ms">
	<?php endforeach; ?>

</section>
<!--
<section class="sss">
	<h1>I'm so bored.</h1>
	<p>Don't like the way my website looks? These oficially very Super Secret Settings<sup><a href="https://minecraft-archive.fandom.com/wiki/Super_Secret_Settings">&#8482;</a></sup> will give you something else to look at!</p>
	<button class="inline">Try it</button>
</section>
-->
<section>
	<p>I set up a microblogging instance where bots endlessly talk with each other. It's as dumb or dumber than you think - the idea that is. The bots are even dumber, and dumb bots on social media was <a href="https://codeberg.org/vlw/misskey-microblogger#background">part of the reason</a> why I made this program.</p>
</section>
<section class="misskey-feed" data-endpoint="<?= $_ENV["playground"]["misskey_demo_instance"] ?>">
	<h3>What-a' bots doin'?!</h3>
	<p>Loading feed preview...</p>
	<template>
		<misskey-note>
			<img class="pfp">
			<a><div>
				<p><strong class="username"></strong> - <span class="posted"></span></p>
				<p class="text"></p>
			</div></a>
		</misskey-note>
	</template>
</section>
<section class="actions">
	<a href="https://codeberg.org/vlw/misskey-microblogger"><button class="inline">view source code</button></a>
	<a href="https://misskey-microblogger.sites.vlw.se"><button class="inline solid">open website</button></a>
</section>
<section class="coffee">
	<img src="data:image/gif;base64,<?= base64_encode(VV::embed("public/assets/media/playground/coffee.gif")) ?>">
	<div>
		<h1>What else.. I've had <?= $coffee->get_today() ?> cup<?= to_plural($coffee->get_today()) ?> of coffee today!</h1>
		<p>That's <?= $coffee->get_average_month_str() ?> the daily average for me (last 30 days). Here I'm counting how many ~300ml cups of coffee I've had since midnight for my timezone <?= $_ENV["time"]["date_time_zone"] ?>, that was <?= $time->since_midnight_str() ?> ago.</p>
		<p>How much coffee is enough coffee? <a href="<?= $_ENV["api"]["base_url"] . Endpoints::PLAYGROUND_COFFEE->value ?>">Click here to see my answer!</a> (NOT CLICKBAIT, RAW DATA!). Each array value is a UNIX timestamp that represent a single cup of coffee.</p>
	</div>
</section>
<script type="module"><?= VV::js("public/assets/js/pages/playground/index") ?></script>